Dear Freebird,
You and I are most definitely in a tiff. I am furious with your half-ass attempts today. What the hell were you thinking! And once again, you let it slip. Slip through your fingers, like a ladybug or a slimy lizard. Ahhh! It is not very often we find this sorta thing. It's not very often that we feel this comfortable in our own skin around strangers. You are insane! Insane! This is going to haunt me for weeks.
Sincerely,
Hindered Wings